All rise for Prince Willy.
"Good God, man!"
Something like 10 more days of this, boys and girls. You have to love Brits. They use words like “whilst” and phrases like, “not just because some toffs are getting married.” Cheeky, they are.
Some guys who were obviously passing the bong at a marketing meeting have finally come up with some real parody for the Prince and Princess-in-waiting.
Introducing Brewdog Royal Virility Performance Ale. According to the brewer’s blog, “the specially commissioned label, the Royal Virility Performance contains herbal viagra, chocolate, Horny Goat Weed and ‘a healthy dose of sarcasm’.” Somewhere, the Queen must be amused.
They’re only making a thousand bottles, so they say. Here’s the link to getchoo some. Ten English pounds a bottle.
For the record, I keep looking at Kate and trying to think hot thoughts, but not a single thing comes. Really. I mean, she dresses well enough, but if you were the girl putting an end to free Willy, you’d have access to the finest couture in the world, too. I give her cute, but that’s about it. She’s chipmunky.
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